A hoe is a hoe is a hoe and in the past 2 weeks, we at here at War believe that Balding Spitzer has learned a valuable lesson: Don’t ever underestimate the hoe underneath you.

Yuck face can fuck her ass off according to the tab she left Charlie Sheen with a few years ago: $20,000 a session!? (That motherfucker super-sized his pussy order! Extra dick sucking and a lil anal rim on the side? I think so.) That better be the case case otherwise Spitzer is looking like a G paying on a average of $5000 per session between his “several” encounters with good ol’ Whorebag McGee. I mean really? Is Spitzer holding down better hooker negotiations than Charlie Sheen?

It could be that the price of pussy has gone down cause the market is flooded. Bitch gotta do what a bitch gotta do.

The part though that we just can’t figure out is why would these dorks pay for some shit that only really costs a line of coke and a smack on the ass… if she’s lucky? Porno bitches cost wayyyyyyyyyy less and are wayyyy better! Anyone who is anyone knows that. Why the fuck would you pay some general ass hoe cake $20,000.00 for what a porno bitch does with professional skill?

Meet our personal friend Audrey Bitoni.

$2000.00

Your fucking a much better plate of pink taco.

Enjoy.

-War42