JUVENILE SKIPPPED THE FUNERAL FOR THE PARTY?

My homey Razzi hit me up and let me know something that I didn’t know yesterday. He told me that Juvenile may not have attended the funeral of his 4 year old daughter, but the rapper actually made it to the Hypnotized Tour in Augusta, GA. Here is the info:

The Hypnotized Tour is a 20 City Tour featuring Southern Hip-Hop’s best and brightest stars, performances by Plies, Rick Ross, Dream, Pleasure P, Lil’ Boosie, Money G and Snook other artists such as Yo Gotti and Juvenile will be joining the tour for special dates. Tickets are $35 and the location is 601 7th Street Augusta, GA

From what I was told, Juve even showed up at the afterparty to sashay with the people. Thanks to Razzi on this one. We all mourn differently, but this one makes no sense to me.

 
From AllHipHop.Com - Illseed -Rumors

-War42

Craigslist is all about connecting folks. You need to sublet? Craig’s got ya.  Maybe a quickie paycheck while your on the run?  Peep the gigs section. Ju need especial massage? Craig’s got a happy ending for ya in the adult category. Craig is the true homie. Bitches. Jobs. Cribs… he keeps his lists fresh. With fresh hoes and an easy to access interface, why would anyone have anything negative to say about the best web address (next to ours)…

The LA Times hydrates it’s staff with hateration.

Just wait till they bust some fat ass trick and it turns out to be Mr. Lopez or Officer Ramirez’s Momma, just trying to make that paper…

-War42

Find some good Asian pussy.

-War42

Threesomes don’t seem as much fun when this guy puts a face to it:

He used to fuck around with his driver, personal aide and his wife… and by driver and aide I mean: GAY. Yup. In the butt. In the mouth. In the nostril. Around the earlobe… you get the picture. Yuck! Now that lil lady to the right of the picture in blue is gay-boy’s wife (soon to be Ex) and she is crying wolf on little man dick’s encounters with his ‘dream team.’ Lady, how are you gonna deny what he is saying in this case? I mean it’s not like he is lying about politics or anything. He’s talking about having a threesome with a bunch of foos from work, you and a very “special” Friday night. He came out in August of ‘04 according to CNN and Bonnie Blue Belle kept her head up and dealt with it, but now her name is out in the smut pool for everyone to piss in and she’s having a shit fit…

Way to pick ‘em.

To be honest, the whole country should understand that if these suit and ties are nasty in the office then they are probably even nastier at home… Just like Amerikkkan politics right?

-War42

Here is some pictures from the Death or Retirement video shoot. The video is being mixed down… so be on the look out for it real soon.

and no leprechaun is complete without a rap video:

-War42

While every art fag is stealing those Shepard Fairey Obama posters or buying some quirky Hilary t-shirt acting like a bunch of starry-eyed pant pissing fans rather then concerned fucking citizen’s of this country, you should take some political advice from the folks here at War42:Vote Ron Paul!

 

The rest of Amerikkka is wondering if their vote should be old, black or pussy. Picking this denture advocate, you can rest easy that at the very least you’ll be getting something back either way:

 

A 2 for 1 special at the world famous:

 

 

Man or woman, a vote with this guy gives you an equal opportunity to benefit from not one of this country’s finest pure breed whores, but two. Dos. Deux. No matter how you say it, two hoes are better then one.

 

 

 

Don’t believe me? Just visit our good friend Dennis Hof’s webpage….

 

America the beautiful and the tricks that live here.

 

These colors don’t bleed you fuck!

 

-War 42

A hoe is a hoe is a hoe and in the past 2 weeks, we at here at War believe that Balding Spitzer has learned a valuable lesson: Don’t ever underestimate the hoe underneath you.

Yuck face can fuck her ass off according to the tab she left Charlie Sheen with a few years ago: $20,000 a session!? (That motherfucker super-sized his pussy order! Extra dick sucking and a lil anal rim on the side? I think so.) That better be the case case otherwise Spitzer is looking like a G paying on a average of $5000 per session between his “several” encounters with good ol’ Whorebag McGee. I mean really? Is Spitzer holding down better hooker negotiations than Charlie Sheen?

It could be that the price of pussy has gone down cause the market is flooded. Bitch gotta do what a bitch gotta do.

The part though that we just can’t figure out is why would these dorks pay for some shit that only really costs a line of coke and a smack on the ass… if she’s lucky? Porno bitches cost wayyyyyyyyyy less and are wayyyy better! Anyone who is anyone knows that. Why the fuck would you pay some general ass hoe cake $20,000.00 for what a porno bitch does with professional skill?

Meet our personal friend Audrey Bitoni.

$2000.00

Your fucking a much better plate of pink taco.

Enjoy.

-War42